Hello there lovely internet people! Today’s post is going to be about the cat café at Boat Quay called Neko No Niwa. As the title suggests, this review is definitely not a positive one. Nestled in between restaurants and bars with a back alley where I am convinced actual prostitution occurs lies a little cat sanctuary. The place was really built to be a cat haven with each cat having their own little cubby. However after the initial excitement, once we went in everything just went downhill from there. The cats seemed… depressed. I’m not sure if it was because it was the evening (7pm) or maybe they ate too much and the food coma was getting to them. Cats are notorious for being lazy shits but none of them seemed satisfied. When people went around to pet and play with them they just looked like they were ready to die. Sort of like prostitutes which have sex too much such that each time she does it there is no more feeling anymore?
We spent a total of 34 dollars for 1.5 hours which was definitely not worth it. The next time I wanna play with cats I’ll probably spend that money getting my friend Xin Yu food so that I can play with her 873456372 cats. I am 100% down for spreading the cat love around, but there is something seriously wrong about this place. meh.
Cat Cafe Neko no Niwa
54A Boat Quay (Level 2)